Hello human, my name is Faramin nice to acquaint you. I enjoy carrots, lettuce and a good joke. Got any? I have one, What is a guinea pig’s favorite unit of time? Wheeks! I live a seldom life with my piggy brothers and do enjoy their presence. So I would like to stay with them as they are my closest confidants. This visit has been quite a joy for me and I hope to see you again soon!